· Keeping a walnut handy
· Donald’s teeny tiny hands and penis
· Using sandpaper to clean that stubborn clingon
· Green Bra’s
· Burger nip’s.
· Storing porridge in yer Y-fronts on the drive to work
· Burnt Ends.
· Using stuffed crust as a belt.
· Bootle South Youth Club disco
· 3 button waist bands
· Remembering Adrian Poster
· A giant raft in the Philippines
· The Blarney Stone, NYC .
· Bob Mortimer’s face
· Getting Mexico to pay for the building of your new extension.
· ¾ Club
· Starting a Jumbo Cord’s gang
· Vicky McClure
· Cow Egg’s
· Finding part of a leek In ones underpants.
· Singing a racey song and getting caught.
· catching your auntie snorting a line.
· Lionel Blair lookalikes .
· Pickled onion crisps
· Teaching yer grandma to suck legs
· Chemistry sets
· Telling the window cleaner he makes you wet
· Wearing a fringe like Roger mcGuinn
· Beans on Toads
· Kennedy (too much apple pie)
· String vests
· Kentucky avenue
· Knee scabs
· Violent French women
· Les Need
· Burnt ends
· Ponderosa Glee Boys
· Sister Jacqueline & Carmella
· mates who remember everything
· Ignoring fat cunts
· Avoidance Robbie on The Jump
· Using yer nans bloomer’s as your wank sock
· Salt and pepper chip eating supporters
· Salt and pepper’s lonely hearts club band
· Remembering Gizmo from Brookside at 4.17am
· Political images on your facebook
· Political images on your face
· Asking your nan if she wants to go to the beauticians for a facial
· Buying yer mates daughter chocolate and flowers
· The Blarney Stone, Renshaw Street
· Naming your penis “betty”.
· Being invited to a beak and beef barbeque.
· Gobshite Ginger snarler’s in Ye Cracke
· Not being there.
· The green jackets coming to play OXO on your arse
· Tooled up townies
· Positively reinforcing to your mate that he is indeed a prick.
· Being gallant for no apparent reason.
· wondering aimlessly and still getting lost.
· waking up with your face looking like a bowl of Borsch soup.
· Themed wanks.
· Being rather partial to kale.
· The return of the community oddball.
· saying Eh up.
· The female mick Jagger lips phenomenon currently sweeping Liverpool.
· Auld cunts commenting on current phenomenons
· Pop up Pre-fabricated pubs
· saying 'if I was ten years younger'.
· Mistaking everyone with a beard for each other.
· People with no mates and telling you where you’ve gone wrong
· Modern Football
· Trying to impress people by saying you like Elbow
· Joe Anderson
· Let downs
· Pride in your bellend